2007-12-21
Jagshemash!
After very slight deliberation and a flash decision, I have decided to expose this blog to the masses!
Masses being you, you and you. And you.
Miniscule audience aside (including the largely intangible gatherings of internet stalkers with identities I have no inkling of), let's just say that this date holds special significance toward to opening of this blog!
(Which I only realized after I decided to reveal it, but of course, that's our little secret.)
Firstly, it just so happens that this date is exactly one week after the very first post I made. I spent exactly seven days weighing the pros and cons of (or if you prefer, procrastinating on) making this blog publicly known to those who kindly oblige and read my entries. If you must know, the pro is that I do not need to keep up a schizophrenic front and post in both my old and new blogs continuously. The con is that you will all continue to be in knowledge of exactly how insane I am. And also relink me.
Secondly, this post happens to be the exact tenth post of this blog. I don't know why, but people tend to be insanely obsessed with publicising their 100th post, the reason of which I am not quite certain of. Accomplishment, maybe? But why couldn't they have celebrated their 58th post, or say, their 129th post? Of all numbers, why the big one oh oh? There are bigger numbers! Better numbers! Plus, isn't it bad enough that the smaller numbers have to suffer constant blows to their confidence, just because they aren't just as well-loved or celebrated? As such, this is in honour of my 10th entry, which is just as eccentric and odd as any other post! Take that, you numberists*!
No, there is no thirdly, in case you were searching. There's nothing more to look at, folks! You can go back to your homes!
And right. Of course, this being the grand opening, I must of course, do a little greeting.
Yes yes, hello. Please hurry up and finish reading this so that I may carry on, and you will henceforth be rendered unable to criticize me for not having produced a "Welcome" post to, what else, welcome you. Although I have done so. Twice.
In fact, you should praise me. But if you attempt a smartass tag like *Praises Joy*, *Praises you*, *Praise praise* or anything with the word "Praise" in it, I will hunt you down, climb into your bedroom and proceed to beat you, all while screaming "SMACKS YOU! SMACKS YOU! SMACKS YOU!"
Do not try me.
* Numberist = Numerical version of Racist/Sexist. I'm putting this here in case I forget, not because you're stupid. Coughs.
inquisite at 7:53 p.m.