2008-05-15
Why you should never let Dilys hijack your laptop during Stanford Classes.
Dear Joy; Mushrooms may make you happy, and I know you loved miss lin's hairstyle of ten years back, BUT FUNGI OVERLOAD MAN.
Like, honestly. GO DIE LAH.
CHARLIE. CHAARRRLIEEEEE. CHHAAAAAAAAARLIIIEEEEEEEE.
And the chocolate factory, but nevermind anyway. I love chocolate. But as Greg would say it:
"I got ze botox eeevery vhere."
ARUGH I WANT TO JUST STRANGLE ANGTAN. WHYYYYYYYYYYY.
How many times must I try to tell you,
that I'm sorry for the things I've done?
Ooooh, yeah.
And when you start to try to tell me, that's when I have to try to tell you,
this boat is sinking, this boat is sinking.
So come down to the water's edge, and we can cast our fears aside.
Lay me inside out…
Lay me inside out….
Tell me, why?
Tell me, why?
-Annie Lennox,Why-
and then I will set miss lin and ms leong and mrs fern and their saucepans ON YOU.
And then.
I will force you into Mr Tee's dragon costume. And put Mrs Hee's leprechaun over it.
And then cut your hair into CLEOPATRA style. And then knock you over the head with the saucepans again and then force you to drink bitter chrysanthemum and then LIANG CHA.
AND THEN. MRS CHA AND HER CRABS WILL DESCEND UPON YOU.
NO
NO
STRANGLES
HELP
BRILLIANCE.
ELBOWS.
VTB/
Fishcakes.
I want a laptop. Like seriously,
and I'm not giving back your laptop till you help me with my story. SO THERE.
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
CONGO!!!!
She's been very distant, dear.
I dunno…. I'm quite scared that I freaked her out and then she’s daoing me. Sad…..
AND WHERE'S TOSCA??
I HATE THEORY.
Like. Seriously.
I'm sad about Bob, really… I hope she cheers up; I mean, she was so open for a while and then. Booom. Implosion of daoness.
Ok Joy. You can have you laptop back. For now.
Until I ramble again.
WATCH OUT.
IS THIS THE REAL LIFE? Is it just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality. Open your eyes, look up to the sky and seeeeee….
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy. Because I'm easy come, easy go, little high, little low. Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me. To me.
Miss choo. Just killed (insertname). Took a saucepan to her head, gave a clobber now she's dead. Miss Choo. Ooooo. Didn't mean to make you sigh, If I'm not back again this time tomorrow, carry on, carry on. As if I just happened to PON.
dilys you are so weird
Shu li, that's all you think, is it? HAH. I AM NOT WEIRD. I'm an amoeba. SO THERE. NEARLY BACTERIA, BUT ONE STEP UP IN THE EVOLUTION THINGY. HAH.
you make me scared
I make EVERYBODY SCARED. HAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHA. Like. DOH.
don't doh me who d you think you are huh huh huh
what. I'm an amoeba. unless you're blind as well as toot now?
wah lao. WATCH OUT TELL YOU I HAVE MY EYES ON YOUUUUUUUUUUUU.
I don't have eyes, but my ribosomes are looking at you. AND I HAVE THE BACKING OF THE FERN. Dum dum dum dum.
oh my goodness no you don't ou're like a stupid character wh wears a dmb hat in the powerpuff girls
Eh, None of the powerpuff girls wear hats lah. Only Mojojojo. AND I DO NOT LOOK LIKE A FREAKING MONKEY. HAHA.
ShiTE. V.T.B.
POK KAI.
you. stupid no childhood girl
is it never wtch all the episodes? like there is the EVIL GUYS WHO ARE AMOEBAS. LOSER POOSER DILYS OU HAVE LIKE BLADDER INFECTON WHICH RIPPED OPEN YOUR ANUS TO ALLOW CONTINUOUS FLOW OF EGESTION AND URINE SO YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE TOILET LIKE EVERY TWNTY MINUTES TO EMPTY THA ZIPLOCK BA OF YOURS. NO WONDER I SAW A BUMB DURING PE LESSON. HAHAHAHA DILLY THE WETTY (:
I can't believe you were staring at my ass. OH MY GOD GOH SHU LI. The SCANDAL. I never knew you leaned sideways too!
YOU DON'T KNOW ME DON'T TRY TO KNOW ME.
IT WAS THE DID OF A DINASAUR WHO'D MISS IT!!!
ANYWAY I SAW YOUR GIRLFRIEND YESTERDAY SHE SAID SHE WANTED TO BREAK UP WITH YOU COS OF THE DINO IN UR PANTS
ohMG. YOU ARE SUCH A GROSS SHITTTTTT.
inquisite at 4:31 p.m.